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ivan.jpgNick Name | Ivan/ Kak Ipan
Birthdate | February 17
Occupation | Advertising & Promotion Executive, MC
Hobbies | Menabung :)
Idol | Dorce, Nana Cheung
Motto | Down to Earth walaupun sudah kaya
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written by uwa, April 14, 2008
foto yang aneh....
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written by JazZyChiCk, April 14, 2008
kak, aq kok gak nemu fotomu? padahal penasaran se-hot apa siy posenya sama si VJ gay itu?
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written by steve, April 13, 2008
suaramu mengisi hari2 pagi ku
tak kubayangkan jika kau lekas meninggal
apa jadinya surabaya tanpamu
kak ipan..
smoga kalo kau meninggal nanti anak istrinya ga ikut nista karena perbuatanmua ma evan sambel
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written by baktiar, April 13, 2008
sate ayam kampus yo pan. tapi ayam kampuse lanang2 thok
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written by hand24, April 13, 2008
van gwe punya foto loe liburan di kenjeran coba loe search ivan at kenjeran beach
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written by Dj Aroel, April 13, 2008
iku lagu versi campu sari yo van
apik yo..
expresimu fan karo ivan guy sender gilani cak..
wah pokok'e wes nyebar ning kaskus fotomu fan.. peace
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written by topan, April 12, 2008
heh baktiar.. opo maksudmu raine topan koyok ngene.. kowe ngarepno raiku koyok opo.. ^______________^
jogo warnet.. dodol sate aku iki nang daerah ITS..
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written by baktiar, April 12, 2008
e alah rupane topan iku koyok ngono kuwi ta!koyok gak asing.btw topan iku jogo warnet neng daerah its juga ta?
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written by kendot, April 12, 2008
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kenalin nih penjahat kelamin
yang suka MENCUK di jendela
dan gak suka disuntik PAK MANTRI
yang suka JUDI ayam kampus
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written by Asri, April 11, 2008
ASTAGA!!!!!
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written by Andree, April 11, 2008
aduh....aduh.....

poto opo iki....

dasar penyiar kada tahu disupan....

bini dirumah batianan, eee..laki-nya maen lelaki dibelakang.....

kak...kak......
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written by Mantus, April 11, 2008
Kak ipan... yg sempurna versi campursari itu sudah pernah aku dengar beberapa minggu lalu dikirimi saudaraku di jkt, jadi kecil kemungkinannya itu bikinan koncoplek. kali dia forward aja kali.
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written by Mantus, April 11, 2008
smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif ternyata itu tha pujaan hatinya kak ipan smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Nista, April 11, 2008
Ahh.. foto uda berhasil di-save, tinggal disebar ke seluruh dunia..
yang tadi bilang ga bisa buka pake internet explorer sapa ya??
buktinya ini bisa...
(tiwas donlod opera 9.27 rek..)
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written by Nista, April 11, 2008
Wawancara dengan Cinta Laura (by Dimas)


Dimas :

“Halo Cinta, dueh cantik
banget nih…” *senyum lebar*

CL :

*bibir mulai seperti cumi-cumi*

“Thanks Diymash… So what can I banchu?”

Dimas:

“Cinta, udah punya boyfriend baru belum nih?”

CL:

“Hm beylumh… By teh way akhu gak suka

dengan iscilah boyfriend..
Aku lebih suka disebut cheman dekat..
Cheman buat punching, running, lari
lari kecil.”

Dimas:

*duh pacaran aja ma anjing peliharaan*

“Oh gitu… Terus udah gak ma Darwin ya sekarang?”

CL:

“Ichu bechul!”

Dimas:

“Lho kenapa dulu bisa suka?”
*wajah penasaran*

CL:

“Kayrena Darwin itu smart, pinthar.”

Dimas:

*du du du, sama aja kali jeng smart ma pintar*

“Loh padahal dulu kalian tuh mesraaaa banget!

Apalagi waktu itu sempet ngasi hadiah ultah ke
dia, iya kan?”

CL:

“Ichu bechul. Duylu semphet thingking mauh

kasyih perfume, tapih kacha mama akhu,

perfume ichu wanginya gak longlasting…

Jadi mendingan kasi bracelet from platina.”

Dimas:

*kepala udah mulai pusing*

“Hm Cinta, maaf nih, kamu kok memang susah
ya ngomong pakai bahasa Indonesia?”

CL:

“Akhu bukannya cannot speak in Indonesyaaan bahaawsaa,

cuwwma prefer talk in english, its fun you know!”

Dimas:

*senyap* “Oh I know… I know…
Cerus… Eh terus Cinta, dulu jaman
bulan puasa katanya suka berbuka
dengan sushi atau puding, masih suka
makan itu?”

CL:

“Cool! Kamhu ingeth ajya.
Chuuushyyyii sama phudding scrawberry
my favorite food kharena vaicheminnya
shama pruceinnya chukup, in my school
ithu makhanannyha lhengkhap and enhak
enhak bhanghet! Sebencar….

Guys.. I would like to eat sussccchhyyyiiii.. .
Wanna?!”

*Cinta berteriak ke temen-
temen kru shootingnya*

Dimas:

*sialan aku gak ditawarin*

“Tapi Cinta, denger-denger kamu punya

penyakit maag, kalo kambuh beli obat dimana dong?”

CL:

“Chintah engga tauh yah

soalnya sama mamah engga boleh belyi
obathh warungh gethu seh ….

I prefer beli di aphoteg. Taphi sempeth wakcu
kambuh Chintah confused belyi obath.”

Dimas:

“Lho kenapa?!”

CL:

“Cause di luar ujyaan, becyegh, gak ada ojyegh….”

Dimas:

*pengen ngelempar mic ke mukanya*

“Oh gitu… Eits hampir lupa.
Selamat ya, Cinta kan mau maen film
perdana Oh Baby, seru banget sepertinya,

jadi dancer kan ceritanya?
Susah gak perannya?”

CL:

“Akhu emanghh bissya denss jadi gak susyahh.”

Dimas:

“Terus kok pake acara fitness segala

buat persiapan, kenapa gitu?”

CL:

“Mewrekha syih ghak syuruh akhu apha-apha,

ghak syuruh akhu fitness, merekha bilhang

badan akhu udah bagus, taphiy akhu aja yang puenghen,

cause you know, maysa denser badhannya biasa aja,

harusnya sesuatu speccciall dhong!

Apalaghi salah sacu pemainnya disicu berocot bangeth

capi cowok, so fantastic!, Boom, aku ghak mau kalah!

Hihihi.” *CL tertawa dengan semangatnya*

Dimas:

*gak tau mau ngomong apa lagi*

“Terus Cin, gak capek fitness gitu?”

CL:

“Aghak sedikit linyu-linyu

capi sehabis training akhu gak ngerasa
chapeck sayma sekali, I dont know
mungkyin kareyna akhu dulhu memang
athelete banget crus sering banget
olah rayga, buat akhu iniy secelah
habis training gak capheck sama
sekaliy.”

Dimas:

*semakin merasa menyesal*

“Cerus… Eh terus kalo dah sixpack mau ngapain dong?”

CL:

“Nanthi kalo udah dapath six pack

akhu mau mancain sixpack aku and
you know, jangan sampe makanannya ghak
koncrol lagi, aku ghak mau, kareyna
akhu mau always look really good, haha…”

*mulut cumi-cuminya bergetar hebat*

Dimas:

*tatapan ngeri*

“Baiklah Cinta, makasih ya untuk waktu wawancaranya.
Ada pesan-pesan buat penggemar di rumah?”

CL:

“I just wanna say selamat caun baryu walau udah lewat..

Wish all your wishes come true… Yeahh.. Rock on!”

Dimas:

*aku menyesal menjadi wartawan
infotainment…*

Note: Semua jawaban Cinta Laura
dikompilasi dari interview nyata para
wartawan infotainment yang luar biasa
tabah. Buat Cinta Laura sayang, not
hurt feeling ya darling, akyuw tetep
penggemar beratmyuww, ini cuma iseng
kokss, cause its fun!!!

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written by Dj Aroel, April 11, 2008
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wah wah wah
fotone sopo iku
wah tak sebarno rek
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written by kak ipan, April 10, 2008
Tolong jangan sampai foto ini tersebar...
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written by kak ipan, April 09, 2008
Gara2 ada foto topan yg masuk sini laki kabeh! smilies/angry.gif Tp ttp akika sukria kok... smilies/wink.gif
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written by manusia, April 09, 2008
Gali Lobang Tutup Lobang...hahahah...

ditunggu update-an lagu super noraknya yah!!!

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written by merina, April 08, 2008
tes, tes....
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written by Andree, April 07, 2008
Healah....

tampang topan iku koyo itu ta....?

ck...ck...ck......
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written by topan, April 04, 2008
urusanku.. kapeh tak kasih foto ktp kek.. foto sim.. heheh..opo urusanku.. dan keluargaku..
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written by Mantus, April 04, 2008
Fotone topan cik rapine rek
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written by topan, April 04, 2008
ndree ndree.. jeritan hati memang gak bisa dipungkiri..
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written by Mantus, April 04, 2008
Halo om jagoan nipu tukang tipu smilies/grin.gif
Hajar terus !!!
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written by Andree, April 03, 2008
Kenapa masih sunyi yah?

apa ulun kepagian datang lah?

bulik lagi ah......
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written by Andree, April 03, 2008
Assalammualaikum Pa Mantri...!


mau ditepong pa Mantri.....?
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